at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
