I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just found a bag of teeth...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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