shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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