we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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