Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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