even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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