week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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