Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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