Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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