she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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