Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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