Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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