I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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