You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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