Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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