I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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