i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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