I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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