I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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