I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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