guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We are two peas in an std pod
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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