Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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