You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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