That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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