its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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