Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Come on in and take your pants off
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