Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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