OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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