Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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