my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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