"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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