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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

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(720): View more from Colorado

we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons

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(647): View more from Ontario

Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville

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(315): View more from New York

Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..

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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually

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Don't remember, didn't happen

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED

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(253): View more from Washington

We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.

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