R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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