I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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