My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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