Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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