I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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