worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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