Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Randomize
