Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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