that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Its about making memories worth repressing
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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