Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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