I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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