He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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