in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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