That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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