I understand Curling. That high.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My life is pants optional.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
