Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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