the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You can make out without kissing
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