We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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