Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my sisters under your porch take her home
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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