Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Someone came in the potted fern
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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