i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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