I love black thongs
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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