Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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